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  The ideal JW Sister is...

  by highdose in

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  please fill in the blanks.... from my experiance i would say: " silent, depressed, out all hours in the minstry and only gives birth to males ( potencial ms's elders etc).

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  She should be a little bit ugly, otherwise she might distract elders during public talk.

  If it happens she is not ugly, she should be seated in the back row during the talk...

  Albert
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  in the JW new system will there be...

  by highdose in

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  the following are questions that i've heard jw's ask, normaly they ask nobody in particualr, which is just as well because nobody in particualar ever answers back!....

  will we have seasons in the new system?

  if so how will we keep warm in winter etc?

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  There is a simple answer to the above mentioned question:

  NOBODY WILL EVER LIVE IN JW´s NEW SYSTEM.

  Its like dicussing "What if we lived on Venus...." By the way, have you ever wondered how would we eat our ice cream, if we have lived in Venus? The temperature there would cause icecream to melt in 0,00000001 of a second, so we would have to eat it really fast...

  Albert
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  Are there ANY Bible prophecies that indisputably came true?

  by nicolaou in

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  i mean a prophecy made before the event, with specific detail that can be verified in history books.

  nothing vague like 'reports of wars'.. .

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  "Prosper! Reproduce! Fill Earth! Take charge!
  We're fulfilling this prophecy right now.

  Yes, my wife is just calling me to go to fulfill the prophecy.

  See you tomorrow guys

  Albert, the one who fulfills prophecies
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  end of the month... time for my REPORT FROM APOSTATE SERVICE ...

  by Albert Einstein in

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  ok, i dont know who is a secretary on this site, so i will post it just here.... apostate: albert einstein, month: october 2009. studies: 2 (son and wife) son (7 years) is making great progress, recently he came to me with a question: "daddy are jw a cult?

  " yesterday he came to me with a question: "daddy, so there will be no armageddon?

  " i told him: "sonny, you can be 100% sure if there is loving god above us, he will never be throwing burning stones on people as it is pictured in mummies wt... (he was really relieved).

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  Hi Albert, can I report the time spent in apostafest?

  Well Claudia, only if you had preached there to some who are yet non-apostes. Or if you were providing spiritual help to some weak apostates, who are thinking about going back to JW.... But here - you would have to be an apostioneer (at least auxillary, ideally regular)

  Additional question: Did you stay during Apostafes in a hotel from the list of aproved yccomodation???

  Albert
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  What do we know about the True Faith Jehovah's Witnesses?

  by eyeslice in

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  sorry if this has been posted before but what do we know about the true faith jehovah's witnesses?

  are they only in romania?

  how do their numbers compare to actual jws?.

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  But they sing really good. And sisters are very strict about head covering...

  http://www.youtube.com/user/vestitorulimparatiei#p/u/18/qZ26y87sW_M
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  What do we know about the True Faith Jehovah's Witnesses?

  by eyeslice in

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  sorry if this has been posted before but what do we know about the true faith jehovah's witnesses?

  are they only in romania?

  how do their numbers compare to actual jws?.

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  Albert Einstein

  I can say for former soviet countries - some had connected back to Brooklyn, but majority is very firm and see other JW as apostates. They dont have central headquarters, they are more like christian congregations of the 1st century.

  Albert
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  What do we know about the True Faith Jehovah's Witnesses?

  by eyeslice in

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  sorry if this has been posted before but what do we know about the true faith jehovah's witnesses?

  are they only in romania?

  how do their numbers compare to actual jws?.

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  In several former communist countries there are big breakaway JW groups.

  Besides of Romania its especially in former Soviet union (Ukraine, Moldova, Russia, Kazachstan) here it was due to the succesfull work of KGB, they implemented their agents in top positions within JW structure and they were causing confussion in "what is right or wrong". The breaking point was new light in 60´ about higher authorities (Jesus or wordly goverments?) JW were so confused not knowing whom to listen that they were willing to belive that the GB in Brooklyn became apostate and separated from them. This way thousands of witnesses became independent on Brooklyn and stopped recieving new literature. Until now they read Russel, Rutherford and old WT. They call themselves "Faithfull" and consider JW as apostates. They build KH and make conventions. The only visible difrence you will see is that they smoke (They separated before the ban on smoking...)

  When I was in Ukraine, sometimes its a real mess... When you ask where are here JW - people ask you: "Which one do you mean???"

  In my country once there was a brother "JW" comming from Ukraine ... one family hospitably accomodate him, fed him and when they went together to the meeting he said "what time is the break so go to smoke??" Then they couldnt figure out "WHO IS HERE THE APOSTATE???"

  Albert (your expert on eastern Europe)
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  end of the month... time for my REPORT FROM APOSTATE SERVICE ...

  by Albert Einstein in

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  ok, i dont know who is a secretary on this site, so i will post it just here.... apostate: albert einstein, month: october 2009. studies: 2 (son and wife) son (7 years) is making great progress, recently he came to me with a question: "daddy are jw a cult?

  " yesterday he came to me with a question: "daddy, so there will be no armageddon?

  " i told him: "sonny, you can be 100% sure if there is loving god above us, he will never be throwing burning stones on people as it is pictured in mummies wt... (he was really relieved).

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  QE: YES you can.

  As stated in our publication "ORGANIZED TO ACOMPLISH OUR APOSTASY" you can count time anti-witnesing to anybody. Exception is discussing anti JW subjects with persons, who were already DF od DA. These individuals already are apostates and therefore there is no need to anti-witness to them.

  As it was stated recently in Questions of apostate readers in Our Apostate Ministry, you can even count time spent traveling to give anti witness. But it is necessary before traveling to visit Meeting before apostate service.

  Clear enough?

  If you have more questions, call me.

  Albert
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  end of the month... time for my REPORT FROM APOSTATE SERVICE ...

  by Albert Einstein in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, i dont know who is a secretary on this site, so i will post it just here.... apostate: albert einstein, month: october 2009. studies: 2 (son and wife) son (7 years) is making great progress, recently he came to me with a question: "daddy are jw a cult?

  " yesterday he came to me with a question: "daddy, so there will be no armageddon?

  " i told him: "sonny, you can be 100% sure if there is loving god above us, he will never be throwing burning stones on people as it is pictured in mummies wt... (he was really relieved).

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  Ok, I dont know who is a secretary on this site, so I will post it just here...

  apostate: Albert Einstein, month: OCTOBER 2009

  Studies: 2 (son and wife) son (7 years) is making great progress, recently he came to me with a question: "Daddy are JW a cult?" Yesterday he came to me with a question: "Daddy, so there will be no Armageddon?" I told him: "Sonny, you can be 100% sure if there is loving God above us, he will never be throwing burning stones on people as it is pictured in mummies WT... (He was really relieved)

  Books: 1 I placed Crisis of Conscience with my wife. For several weeks I was raising her curiosity, than gave it to her, she really read it, I saw she felt guilty then, her conclusion: its interesting, butRay Franz is not humble.....

  Sorry I didn place any subscriptions and magazines this month, I will work on that next month...

  Iam very sorry for being late with my report, I believe you will be able to include it in to the Worldwide apostate report for our Worlds headqauters in Hell.

  Albert

  And how is your report for past month?
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  Can you believe this?

  by stillin9 in

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  you guys might have read the article below before but this was the first time i was reading this and i certainly got chills from reading it!

  i couldn't believe my eyes!

  11 well, now, what about this disfellowshiped person?

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  This should be printed out to the public.....

  They are just a bunch of hippocrites and fanatics.

  The only problem is to accept I was one them for years....

  Albert